One of the things I like about The Onion, to which I pay cash money for the print version, is the "ads"
@VoiceofDuum can we be entirely sure this isn't a serious talking point among evangelicals who hate environmentalism
@mxchara @VoiceofDuum Nah, this is a billions-of-years thing. They don't do billions of years.
@martinvermeer @VoiceofDuum they might think the Sun will explode tomorrow when Jesus comes back