If I were to move to NYC ,which I’m not planning to, no, under no circumstances, queens seems a nice balance of relatively affordable and close to the action. Maybe Astoria or Sunnyside.

As a joke I made a list of 5 apartments that I’m not going to move to from Zillow, they seem to do ok on the amenities, and close to subway

It's very fancy
On old Delancey Street, you know?
The subway charms us so
When balmy breezes blow
To and fro
And tell me, what street
Compares with Mott Street in July?
Buzzfeed quiz which borough are you
Wait it exists
@dev I also suffer from being far too attractive and popular. Underappreciated issue.