FreshParsnip

I really want some reporter to trick Trump into threatening a nonexistent country like Sokovia

https://lemmy.ca/post/61603621

I really want some reporter to trick Trump into threatening a nonexistent country like Sokovia - Lemmy.ca

Lemmy

Mar 10 at 10:56pmWeb
Show threadTropicalDingdongMar 10
I think thats bullshit and a complete insult to the Sokovian people.
Show threadNasanMar 11
He’d totally take credit for the Sokovia Accords too.
Show threadTropicalDingdongMar 11
He’d probably try and take credit for the Sokovia Civic too.
Show threadLumidaubMar 10
Watch EU leaders scramble to force-rename one of those small Eastern bloc countries that nobody knows “Sokovia”. Gets rid of the baggage AND makes Don happy.
Show threadMousePotatoDoesStuffMar 11
Okay, there’s this one country north of Ukraine. People might know it as Belarus, but that’s just a common misconception.
Show threadParagoneMar 10

Many years ago, G.W.Bush was trolled by Rick Mercer, about Canadian prime-minister “Jean Putine”, when the ACTUAL PM was Jean Cretien.

Putine’s a frenchfries+cheese-curds+gravy dish, popular in Quebec.

He was banned from reentering the US, for that.

With Trump, you could probably expect to be arrested, at-least deported, but maybe just “died in custody”, you know?

Sometimes jokes are not worth doing.

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Show threadFreshParsnipMar 11
I remember that. He also trolled Al Gore with Toronto being the capital of Canada
Show threadSaveTheTuaHawkMar 11
He trolled all kinds of random Americans, but was criticized for seeking out ignorant Americans, so he went to Harvard Square, talked to Harvard Professors with the same results.
Show threadFreshParsnipMar 11
One of my favourite parts was when he got people to congratulate Canada on legalizing the stapler
Show threadhectorMar 11
Is that for real?
Show threadFreshParsnipMar 11
Depends on which part you’re asking about. No, Canada didn’t need to legalize the stapler, yes Rick Mercer trolled Americans by asking them to congratulate Canada on it
Show threadhectorMar 11

Ha ha , that’s the thing, if I said the president just said they were launching an expedition to the sun to retaliate for solar flares, you couldn’t discount it without checking.

The dumbest timeline. Many of us knew fascism would come in our lifetimes to seize power, I for one didn’t realize just how dumb our leaders would be in doing so. Like it’s embarrassing. We could do better no? Waited this long for a strong man, and this is who we go with? Jesus fucking Christ.

Show threadSaveTheTuaHawkMar 12
Because Americans. believed that socialist Canada outlawed staplers as part of gun control.
Show threadUndeariusMar 11
Poutine*
Show threadSaveTheTuaHawkMar 11

Turdistan.

Fight the Turds.

Show threadspittingimageMar 11
Trump has always been at war with Eastasia.
Show threadFetusMar 11
*Eurasia.
Show threadspittingimageMar 11
Report to Ministry of Truth doublequick, citizen.
Show threadhectorMar 11
They are a foil. Wall Street is invested heavily in East Asia and he’s Wall Street’s bitch, you better believe it.
Show threadAsafumMar 11
That would be awesome because the next day after he is made fun of you just know this mother fucker will double down and show a map with a new country clearly drawn in with a marker. Double points if he uses one of those maps that forget to add New Zealand.
Show threadFireRetardantMar 11
“Thats just how good I am, taking care of threats to americans before they even know they exist, it keeps us great it really does”
Show threadSnapzMar 11
Do you have anything to say in response to the prime minister of Narnia releasing a statement earlier today calling you quote, “The Liar, the Bitch and the Pedo”?
Show threadMousePotatoDoesStuffMar 11
Make an official looking Truth Social account and announce doing something he wouldn’t like.
Show threadhectorMar 11
He would then have to pretend that he meant slovakia and punish it. You need one that doesn’t correlate with another one so close. If the first and last letters are the same, and the inner letters jmbuld you can sitll raed the word you are familiar with.
Show threadpythonMar 11
Make him threaten Arrakis
Show threadFreshParsnipMar 11
This is why most people don’t notice I’ve been deliberately misspelling the Untied States fir over a year
Show threadhectorMar 11
Holy shit, I didn’t notice until the second read investigating your assertion. Untied States is good, I’m adopting that one thanks.
Show threadDJ PutlerMar 11
You know it’s dangerous to pretend these people have no plan rather than an insane and dangerous one? Like pretending a road rager is simply bad at driving. Maybe he is, but swerving towards you is not by mistake.
Show threadschnurritoMar 11
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowling_Green_massacre happened less than two weeks after the start of Trump’s first (!!!) presidency, so this isn’t a far-fetched idea at all
Bowling Green massacre - Wikipedia

Show threadmelsaskcaMar 11
You don’t have to trick trump. Just show netanyahu he can make some money there and he’ll get trump to do it.
Show threadtrslimMar 11
Make him threaten Latveria
Show threadFreshParsnipMar 11
I hadn’t thought of that one. See him mess with Dr Doom