Death in the water wars is my retirement plan
Do you mean from dehydration, or in the literal wars as a causality?
If you die from dehydration in the water wars, you’re missing the point of the water wars. Don’t stop charging until your thirst is quenched.
or the BezosBots^TM^ kill you first.
I saw a 1995 documentary called Screamers that attempts to accurately depict this.