A review of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954)

Sometimes you're doing sailor drag and you remember a song you kept on singing when you were a kid, and you then have to watch the entire film again, and oh I swear on my tattoo, I still love it. I love the bombastic soundtrack. I love James Mason talking. I love Peter Lorre. Hell, I even love Kurt Douglas's swagger. I love so much about this ridiculous movie, and I can only imagine what it was like to see it on the big screen, all technicolor and dramatics.