A true hero of the Union, a good Atlanta boy!
What this country needs is a easily buildable pneumatic gun that shoots cow manure mixed with yellow paint a long distance. There are loser flags all over this area of the south and I think it would be funny to give them that extra ambiance.

You could use a potato gun for that.

Just make sure to pack it tight! 😜

Ah the smell of right guard deodorant and potatoes in the morning.
Set them ablaze with a giant laser
Nah, yellow paint and the taint of shit is the way to go.