this message brought to you by the letter "why the hell do I have four different places to change my nameservers and two of them are called console but one's spelled with a K"

Theory: Hetzner hosting is cheap because their support costs are low, and their support costs are low because people who use Hetzner will press a LOT of buttons and snuffle through a LOT of menus before they give up and put in a support ticket, and Hetzner have these customers because everybody else bounced off while trying to figure out how to buy a thing