At every Premier League game, a supporter in kiit should be randomly selected from the crowd and allowed to play in whatever position they prefer. This would help reinvigorate a game that is becoming increasingly tedious. Don't want to play? Don't wear the kit.
@anon_opin I need to improve my comprehension. I read that as 'a supporter in a kilt'.

@john234

You're not the only one.

Football in a kilt seems like a spectacularly bad idea. 😄

@anon_opin

@CppGuy @john234 @anon_opin I'd watch that for a change.

@rhelune @john234 @anon_opin

Old Scottish football joke:

A group of friends are at the beach together. Jock goes marching into the sea, despite several signs warning of sharks.

"Jock! Haven't you seen the signs? Aren't you worried about sharks?"

"Nae, laddie. I've got 'Ross County for the cup' tattooed on my back. Not even a shark will swallow that."