Serious answers only pls. - Lemmy.World

I was masturbating last night, and the flow of my cum was so intense, that it became uncontrollable. It sprayed all over the floor. My dog, who is female, walked in just as I was done. She sat down on the exact spot where my cum was, then she got up and left. There was no cum on the floor anymore. I thought to myself, no, this is impossible, my dog did not just absorb all my cum into her vagina. Later that night, my dog came back into my room, and she smirked at me. My dog fucking smirked at me. She did all this on purpose. IS SHE PREGNANT?