ControlTheory

Serious answers only pls.

https://lemmy.world/post/44085149

Serious answers only pls. - Lemmy.World

I was masturbating last night, and the flow of my cum was so intense, that it became uncontrollable. It sprayed all over the floor. My dog, who is female, walked in just as I was done. She sat down on the exact spot where my cum was, then she got up and left. There was no cum on the floor anymore. I thought to myself, no, this is impossible, my dog did not just absorb all my cum into her vagina. Later that night, my dog came back into my room, and she smirked at me. My dog fucking smirked at me. She did all this on purpose. IS SHE PREGNANT?

Mar 10 at 6:07pmWeb
Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Mar 10
Yes. And since human animal hybrids are illegal, I’m reporting you to the police.
Show threadmannycalaveraMar 10

Bro. Of course you didn’t get your dog pregnant. What kind of moron would think that?

But she did just rat you out to the cops for sexual assault on an animal.

Show threadIconoclastMar 10
That’s a definitive maybe
Show threadtrxxruraxvrMar 10
Read this (just the first two sentences are enough) and then consider if you and your dog belong to the same species.
Species - Wikipedia

Show threadOriginEnergySuxMar 10

“She smirked at me”

Show threadPerspectivistMar 10
Next time cum on the underside of a glass table and see if the suction is enough to make her stick to it.
Show threaddurinnMar 10

Please remind me because I seem to have forgotten… Has the existence of troll farms been proven? /s

Also, mark shit like this with NSFW tag.

Also, have you thought of a name for your doghter?