Schrödinger's PratOh, your favourite Twitter alternative has finally been acquired by vulture capitalists and its enshittification is imminent?
Well, colour me shocked. Shocked I tell you. Who could possibly have seen this coming?
Microsoft should have bought Bluesky and rolled it into 365. It would have been so fucking funny.
Icil@ copilot is this true?
Sure! I'm happy to check this. Currently, I don't see any evidence that Microsoft bought the social media site Bluesky. However, it may be possible that it could happen in the future!
Would you like me to format this response as a haiku?