Pete Hegseth Blew Billions on Fruit Basket Stands, Chairs, and Crab

The Defense Department went on a $93 billion spending spree in 2025.

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Where does lobster tails fit into the Warrior Ethos?

Crab People

The Crab People are a group of sentient crab-like creatures that appear as the main antagonists in the Season Seven episode "South Park is Gay!" and as supporting antagonists in South Park: The Fractured But Whole. They ran a show called Queer Eye for the Straight Guy disguised as homosexual men. They are often heard chanting "Crab people, Crab people. Taste like crab, talk like people." In "South Park is Gay!", their plans of taking over the world, by making everyone metrosexual, are...

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