realitistaWhen women have a crush on men
Women are like cats. They rub on you, climb on you, try to be near you, sigh when they’re next to you, and we’re like “I think she’s just being friendly”. Also, I just told on myself that I don’t have a girlfriend because I compared women to cats…
Do you have cats?
I have cats and I get messages on dating apps from women telling me they like me but I need to get rid of my cat to date them.
Wow, I can’t believe you said that!!! I was vibing with a woman who approached me. Got her number, we have similar interests, etc. I mentioned in a text something offhand about my cat in the context of “what have you been up to”… Boom. Instant ghost. Never heard from her again!
a lot of women think a man with a cat is gay.
it’s that stupid.
a lot of women think a man with a cat is gay. even if they have a cat, or like cats.
Yeah when I got my cat all I wanted to do was have anal sex with a guy.
It was so odd. Pat a dog and it’s like all want is pussy.
Pat a cat and bam, ass all the way