Would have been pretty funny (to those in the know) if he managed to do it with confidence. Shame.

Also damn, this Greentext is 10 years old. Doing this nowadays in highschool would definitely net you a room full of blank stares even if you don’t botch the delivery.

Fun fact: this practice hasn’t changed in the hundreds (thousands?) of years we’ve been asking kids to introduce themselves to a group
Yeah, but this is a specific quote from an anime. The practice still exists I’m sure, but would anyone get the reference?
Probably not. But it’s close enough to the mark for Dan Da Dan for someone to clock it as a line. And “goofy shit kids say for attention” coded enough that you’d still probably get a laugh.