Jesse
Why is my cat set up like he's about to write me up for poor job performance? #CatsOfMastodon
Mar 9 at 8:11pmWeb
Show threadDen of EarthMar 9
@yetanotherjesse
"Your food preparation and delivery has been very questionable this last quarter, Jesse, and today's meal was all wrong, and delivered an hour off-schedule. You're going to have to improve noticeably or I'm afraid I'm going to have to go start meowing at the neighbours for handouts and I can only imagine how embarrassing that will be for you."
Show threadJesseMar 9
@DenOfEarth most of the screaming is because I have put the feather on a fishing pole toy away after he's stopped playing with it and before he's decided that he would like to play with it again. A crisis every time.
Show threadDen of EarthMar 9
@yetanotherjesse
Adorable. Skritchies.
Show threadBig RobMar 9
@yetanotherjesse you’re probably just going to get a written warning.
Show threadJesseMar 10
@bigrobpage I don't think he thinks it's a first infraction.