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Dammit Alice, now my left nipple itches
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@alice I just thought "Dammit Alice" but my nipple does not itch.
FALSE DICHOTOMY ALICE
And countdown to someone going "scratch that itch for you" in 3..2..

Man boobs, but no itching at the moment.
@alice This pool suggests you have great power. Use it wisely.
Or, you know, for fun :)