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Dammit Alice, now my left nipple itches
60.4%
Other
39.6%
Poll ended at .

@alice I just thought "Dammit Alice" but my nipple does not itch.

FALSE DICHOTOMY ALICE

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And countdown to someone going "scratch that itch for you" in 3..2..

@alice I was going to complain it the right nipple that’s the trouble maker. Then this poll happened. I didn’t vote other. 
@alice The right one is...
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Dammit Alice. And I don't even own boobs, just the nipples.

@JorisMeys @alice

Man boobs, but no itching at the moment.

@alice my left nipple was already itching!

@alice This pool suggests you have great power. Use it wisely.

Or, you know, for fun :)

@alice and it’s back.
Not so much an itch as it feel like i dribbled Tabasco sauce on it.
@alice It’s Righty, not Lefty