The Wifi God Demands it

https://lemmy.world/post/44036738

Sorry, that’s a v1.18.345 hamster so your sacrifice won’t work as your router only accepts v1.2.829 or higher.

Hello I accidentally sacrificed Hamster Pro Max to my regular Pro router. There weren’t any warnings or errors it just took its soul, and now when I turn it on the light flashes red 3 times and for a few seconds I can see the eighth circle of hell where Diviners are forced to walk backwards blinded by their own tears.

What I want to ask is, can I extend the timer to at least a minute? This super cute witch winked at me, but when I try to ask her out all I hear are screams of the damned and then the connection goes down please help me.

Fediverse threads are not a valid support inquiry channel. Please write your question in blood and burn it under the full moon to submit a support request.
I can’t do full moon, is there an option for lycanthropycally-challenged?
As an alternative, please download and print out a picture of a full moon and fax your blood to us in a PDF