Me: I’m gonna make a sandwich for lunch.

Me: *opens fridge*

Me: *moves Biscuit T. Dog’s stool sample in a baggy out of the way*

Me: I’m not super hungry actually.

(Biscuit’s fine, just his annual checkup later today.)

#dog #poop

@rk We have a deceased parakeet in the freezer until the ground thaws and we can bury him. ☹️

@mathew

Oh no. You definitely win. I’m sorry.

@mathew @rk rented a house once, and there was a badger in the freezer. The landlord's.