I feel seen. Been with my partner for over 10 years and I feel the same way as the dad in this text exchange.

It is unclear whether my wife liked me, but she does make it clear when she does not. Kinda like a cat.

Hahahaja

Did you just laugh with a spanish accent? Nice

Only on the fourth ejaculation, which implies the person can fully pass as a native English speaker, but if they get to excited (or drunk) the Spanish slips in.