The Picard Maneuver
Co-op
Mar 9 at 4:22pmWeb
Show threadGandalf the GorsedMar 9
Show threadDagnetMar 9
Short kings count too
Show threadbinarytobisMar 9
Reminds me of good ol’ Randy Johnson.
Monster Factory: Throwing Everyone in Dragon's Dogma Off a Cliff

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Show threadSundrayMar 9

Or bird girlfriend:

Show threadSlippiHUDMar 9

Or fish girlfriend:

Show threadBananaOnionJuiceMar 9

Obligatory:

Show threadOpenStarsMar 9

Only with her consent though, right?

R-r-right?!?

Show threadRedSnt 🧩♂️👓🖥️Mar 10
Like a friggin’ pokemon!
Show threadWhats_your_reasoningMar 9
Someone’s gotta play It Takes Two
Show threadFatVeganMar 9
Some people play it for the coop, i play it to be unhinged parents who like traumatizing children
Show threadVitoRoblesMar 10
But I don’t wanna play It Takes Two. I want to play Super Mario World but where I control Mario and player 2 controls Yoshi and I ride player 2 and then sacrifice Player 2 to jump higher.
Show threadViking_HippieMar 9
Few if any zombies though, please.
Show threadSundrayMar 10
Well, then you could just throw her arm.
Show threadViking_HippieMar 10
Call me old fashioned, but I generally prefer my significant other’s limbs to remain attached to her 🤷🏻
Show threadbss03Mar 10
Ableist. /s
Show threadmastod0nMar 9
Granted, but you get third person view behind your head while aiming.
Show threadDamienGramatacusMar 9
Ico right?
Show threadSeptimaeusMar 10
Toss me!
Show threadbss03Mar 10
If I had a ginormous girlfriend I would love to watch her push and/or knock over boxes to make paths that get me to her part of the level.
Show threadPieMePlentyMar 10
Not shown: the level is actually a bank after hours and the lever is the switch that controls the automated security.
Show threadThe Picard ManeuverMar 10
How romantic!
Show threadbss03Mar 10
Like Bonnie and Clyde or the couple from Natural Born Killers!