I have survived a visit to that quintessential woman's shop, Card Factory.

What is it with women and card shops? They can seem to spend hours just scanning the damn things. There was an old woman next to me looking at the "For her" section, next to which was the "Wife" section (It's her indoors 'birthday Friday). As I flicked through the options, I swear to god her hand hovered over a wife card. It took all my willpower not to say "Fook off, you're having a laugh!"
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