No, I won't subject him to Nix.
Goal is to create a blog post with the shortcomings to HOPEFULLY help a few linux newbies on their way to success.
Retoots appreciated

@mander Either would be a good choice then. They are both game focused and the install is meant for someone new to Linux.
Bazzite https://bazzite.gg/ is what I would lean towards for this exercise. Steam is included. It's pretty much a Linux gaming distribution.
CachyOS is cool too but it's not as games focused.
@mander If your friend likes to read documentation and knowing what they are doing: Arch Linux.
If your friend is not particularly tech-savvy and want something that works out of the box: Linux Mint.
The only caveat is that the more up to date your packages, the easier it is to run games (in Wine, Steam or otherwise). I had some issues with older packages on Linux Mint (and Ubuntu) when I tried to run windows games, or play VR.
@mander I see where you are coming from, and agree with it in your context, but to be pedantic:
It depends on what you want to get started with.
If you just want the computer to work out of the box, it is a bad starting point.
If you want to understand how to maintain it, it is an excellent starting point.