my kid asked me what LinkedIn is for and I said "it's where adults go to lie to each other" and he said that sounds like school and I said yeah it's exactly like school he's in his late 50's and has never graduated
@Daojoan I'd say "It's like when you meet kids after Christmas and everyone only brags about the presents they got without even listening to each other, just that it's about adults and it happens every day, not only after Christmas."