Boom! Cancelled and deleted one of my Google accounts. I have one more Google account, and am forwarding e-mails until I can change all my other accounts to point to a non-Google e-mail address.

Interesting fact: when I deleted it, I had a temporary interruption on an *unrelated* account with a popup message that almost gave me a heart attack. Basic software functionality is hard even when you sit on billions of dollars with access to top talent, apparently.