Who let us have second Hercules?
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Yes. But IS IT CANON?
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Wait. Isn't this a different origin for the universe than last movie?
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And so the MST3K logo planet was born.
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Hercules! Aka we have Superman at home. Aka strong boy with same the Moses origin only more ripped naked muscles.
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Why is the mech bug bird thing with the upsetting voice a focal point of this recap intro?
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No recap is complete without the giant Herc marco kink scenes.
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Omaggio, Pamaggio, Demaggio. This cast list is too cliched Italian.
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A thunderbolt of seven parts. Four evil (probably elemental) gods. This sequel is felling like am RPG from the 80s.
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What is the Id monster doing here? You were forbidden! And on another planet.
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Drawn electric monster looked cheap. but that soul burned to a crisp statue face was kinda neat.
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We have Xena and Gabriel at home? In Italy
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A torii gate made of Stonehenge rocks? Little people? Twin Fairies!?
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Pray to Mothra little people.
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Is that a different Zeus? Is Lou the only returning actor?
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Hercules returns with Horsules!
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Ewoks? In this forest? At this time of year?
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Wait it has a muzzle. Didn't Swamp Thing kill this furry beast?
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And the day is saved thanks to Stickules.
Wait that was a thunderbolt? Whut? I... how does that work?
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So the thunderbolts are in the bellies of 7 beasts. Herc just has to get up in those guts and give those monsters a tug. Wait are we sure this script didn't start out as the gay porn parody?
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SO the gods are so evil and stupid they resurrect Lex Luthor, err um Minos from the last movie? I guess one actor other than Lou returned. He was a charismatic enough villain. So sure.
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The one man who can defeat Hercules is... the last guy Herc killed before being elevated to a God. Brilliant!
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Hercules, crime scene investigator.
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"The slime people" is that a slur? I'm sure the muckmen have a very ancient and deep culture.
. . . Oh wait no they just gurgle and backflip into frame.
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Oh this is cheaper and more cartoony. And it was kinda cheap last time. Biff Bam Pow.
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Come into Uran's Palace.
That sounds dirty and also like a Nickelodeon game show.
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Oh wait! I heard her name. Wrong. Euryale. Hah hah. Oh mythological siblings.
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Men made of glowing Kryptonite. WTF is going on?
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Oh Herc has read mythology books too. Neat he explained Medusa's sister to the audience.
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"I will find you! I'm coming!"
"Yes. Do come."
Again, I ask did this start as a porn script?
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