fossilesque

i did tho

https://mander.xyz/post/48581140

Mar 8 at 4:26pmWeb
Show threadspinnetroubleMar 8
Congratulations on surviving the flaying!!!
Show threadfossilesqueMar 8
Needs a little stitching back up, but nothing unexpected & thx. :)
Show threadTollana1234567Mar 9
vivesection
Show threadspinnetroubleMar 9
That’s valid
Show threadDiplomjodlerMar 8
Is it even legal to use this template on data other than Wednesday? But don’t worry, I won’t report you to the meme police. And congrats, of course.
Show threadMadMadBunnyMar 8
More highly frowned upon than outright illegal; a hard stare should suffice.
Show threadJännätMar 8
Maybe a “tut tut”
Show threada_non_monotonic_functionMar 8
Defenses call for different rules.
Show threadRebekahWSDMar 8
Doctorate then? My mother was doing a doctorate but stopped right before the dissertation.
Show threaddefinitely_AIMar 10
Show threaddefinitely_AIMar 10
He CEO of Beijing Corn!
Show threadartifexMar 8
It was hard work, I’m sure, but now you’ve got it made! I mean, now it’s easy street for you, right? Nothing but champagne dreams and caviar wishes, right?
Show threadPhoenixzMar 8
From the looks of it, you were many things, except successful
Show threaddohpaz42Mar 8
Now we can say “What’s up Doc?” and mean it. 🐰🥕
Show threadCortMar 8

Oh yeah? Well my dissertation on automated weapons systems was able to defend itself.

Congrats tho.

Show threaddefinitely_AIMar 8
Autonomous gun turrets can be… very… persuasive.
Show threadYiddishMcSquidishMar 8
Now with 50 percent more bullet per bullet!
Show threadSubArcticTundraMar 8
Just wait until you see how they defended dissertations in the Middle Ages
Show threadsirprizeMar 8

More like dissection.

Congrats!

Show threadTollana1234567Mar 9
or vivesection if the frog is alive.
Show threadMrEffMar 8
Congratulations. I hope your edits are few and potential publications are plentiful. What was the topic?
Show threaddefinitely_AIMar 8
“The definitive case for eugenics”
Show threadMrEffMar 8
“An improved analysis method of Phrenology”
Show threadYiddishMcSquidishMar 8
“the long term benefits of trepanation, a meta analysis.”
Show threadMachinistMar 9

Trepanning is back, baby! NSFL warning. Dude has his friends help him dremel a hole in his skull so he can like totally open his third eye or release the demon chakras or whatever.

Can’t find it, but there was an interview where someone talked about poking their meninges with a metal rod and having a ‘spiritual experience’ or something. Also, bong rips feeling bubbly in the skull hole.

Trepanation

Show threaddefinitely_AIMar 9
“When I stick this metal prong into my brain at an angle my feet start tickling!”
Show threadSubArcticTundraMar 8
Thought you were OP for a brief moment there
Show threadfossilesqueMar 9
Show threadMrEffMar 10
Amazing meme choice. Sounds like a fun read.
Show threadSickos [they/them, it/its]Mar 8
Show threaddefinitely_AIMar 8
First tell us what thesis you successfully defended, and then we will let you know whether you are on the right or wrong side of history.
Show threadfossilesqueMar 9
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_C._Scott I am influenced by him a lot with more raw original & big data.
James C. Scott - Wikipedia

Show threaddefinitely_AIMar 10

You’re James C Scott, but better?

Fuck it, you have my vote too.

Show threadfossilesqueMar 10

Lmao I wish, I just find his frameworks useful. My stuff is more dry and STEM. I reconstruct past environments by reading dirt and look at the consequences of early state formation.

…org.uk/…/environmental-archaeology-3rd/

Show threaddefinitely_AIMar 10
Very cool, and congratulations. <3
Show threadslowmorellaMar 8
congrats!!
Show threadpseudoMar 8
Congrats !!!
Show threadpseudoMar 8
Why are my ! censored? I put at least 8, I can only see 3.
Show threadmyavatarMar 8
Don’t worry, I see more than three ! In your post. :)
Show threadBlameTheAntifaMar 8
Congratulations! Eat shit, Dr. Kilimo.
Show threadJankatarchMar 8
I am curious why tweezers have been nailed down too. Please tell me no AI?
Show threadAedisMar 8

Seriously? That bothers you more than the frog having human-like organs?

However I’m pretty sure those aren’t tweezers and they aren’t pinned down.

Show threadChaoticNeutralCzechMar 9
To prevent them from floating away of course (look at their shadow)
Show threadZombiFrancisMar 8

Congratulations!

From,

Show threadfossilesqueMar 9
Haha, I think I had a few years of this, but this place was a good outlet.
Show threadMavvikMar 9
Im impressed you got to the end with how much shitposting you do! Congrats Dr. Fossilesque!
Show thread☂️-Mar 9
congratulations on the dissecation
Show threadBodyBySisyphus [he/him]Mar 9
Congrats!
Show threadweariedfaeMar 9
Congratulations! I wish I could hear about your thesis without identifying you. I’m sure it is great and fascinating!
Show threadfossilesqueMar 9
DM me if you wanna know lmao. Basically, I’m a jack of all trades environmental archaeologist.
Show threadSlashmeMar 9

That’s not what a frog looks like inside at all.

Oh, wait, this is that thing about explaining a joke and dissecting a frog, right?

Show threadChakravantiMar 9
Epic, Bufo.
Show threadTisIMar 9
Congrats, buddy!
Show threadtigeruppercutMar 9

What an honor!

Congrats!

Show threadIron LynxMar 11
Well done, doctor!