ImNotSpecialLikeYouwhat is the most violent, reprehensible, sociopathic way to tie your shoes?
Since most of these comments are quite over the top: The worst way to do it imo that you can still realistically do every time you put your shoes on without much issue is wrapping the laces around the sole of the shoe so you walk on the laces with every step.
With the knot on the sole? 💀