JerusalemGetsNukedSatan told me Jerusalem gets nuked either this summer or next, and this guy looks pretty serious, so...
Quick question: why would Satan tell you something truthful?
Wouldn’t Satan want you to experience anguish and tell you something where you’ll go telling everyone, and when it doesn’t happen you’ll feel bad?
juliebeanwhy would you think that? one of the most prominent characters conflated into the “satan” character was the serpent in the garden of eden, and his whole deal was telling eve the truth, even though it got everybody in trouble with the big man. another prominent biblical “satan” story was that of lot, when satan just pointed out that lot probably wouldn’t love god so much if god wasn’t always giving him a hella sweet life, and you know what? he was right.
seems pretty clear, at least in biblical sources, that satan is a straight shooter.