JerusalemGetsNuked

Satan told me Jerusalem gets nuked either this summer or next, and this guy looks pretty serious, so...

https://lemmy.world/post/43981813

Mar 8 at 5:18amWeb
Show threadBigTuffAlMar 8
i shiver to imagine a nuke landing anywhere but mar-a-pedo
Show threadOwOarchistMar 8

Actually, come to think of it, the best way Iran could fuck Trump over would be:

  • Hold out until US elections are near.

  • Wait for Trump to announce elections will have to be postponed due to war.

  • Immediately and unconditionally surrender, irrefutably taking away his excuse to cancel elections.

    • Show threadLost_My_MindMar 8
    And then IMMEDIATELY after elections, bomb the USA.
    Show threadAlcoholicornMar 8
    The dems cannot even manage a symbolic vote against this. They are no less bloodthirsty than Trump and co, just less stupid about it all. Surrendering to Gavin Newsom would be just as bad for the people of Iran as surrendering to Trump.
    Show threadrafoixMar 8
    AIPAC is already toxic to the Democratic Party. They’ve already started laundering AIPAC money by putting their money under new organizations.
    Show threadAlcoholicornMar 8
    AIPAC is an extension of the military-industrial complex. The reason politicians send money to Israel is because it comes back into their own pockets when Israel gives that money to AIPAC and Raytheon/Lockheed. The same pressures that ensure only the most bloodthirsty republicans are able to raise enough money to and get enough internal support to get past the primary applies to the dem party too.
    Show threadTollana1234567Mar 8
    alot of them are aipac recipients, plus likely has thier pockets lined by the defense contractors too.
    Show threadMrNobodyMar 8
    Or they could focus on defending themselves from invasion, not surrender, and Americans could rise up against their fascist rulers.
    Show threadGathorallMar 8
    I like how you think all of the world should act like an US servant.
    Show threadGreenShimadaMar 8

    If the US postponed elections because of a war on the other side of the world, there wouldn’t have been elections since 1902. Once false flag in the US would undo all of this, and just make the “who’s the enemy?” part of the equation an Al Qaida/Antifa style ghost with no body to try and whack-a-mole for 20 years.

    Plus, step 3 would give Dipshit J Turd bragging rights “the likes of which have never been seen before.”

    Show threadstarikMar 8
    The Easter Bunny told me you’re going to die this Christmas, so Jerusalem is definitely getting nuked this summer!
    Show threadFuckfuckmyfuckingassMar 8
    Did he actually say that?
    Show threadJerusalemGetsNukedMar 8
    She did indeed.
    Show threadLumidaubMar 8
    I’ll go out on a limb and say the person we’re talking about prefers he/him.
    Show threadLumidaubMar 8
    Dusk your time or Iran time?
    Show threadTollana1234567Mar 8
    iran was originially a democracy prior to the SHAH of iran, the govt was ousted by UK/US because they were concerned about thier oil exports.
    Show threadGreenShimadaMar 8

    Quick question: why would Satan tell you something truthful?

    Wouldn’t Satan want you to experience anguish and tell you something where you’ll go telling everyone, and when it doesn’t happen you’ll feel bad?

    Show threadjuliebeanMar 8

    why would you think that? one of the most prominent characters conflated into the “satan” character was the serpent in the garden of eden, and his whole deal was telling eve the truth, even though it got everybody in trouble with the big man. another prominent biblical “satan” story was that of lot, when satan just pointed out that lot probably wouldn’t love god so much if god wasn’t always giving him a hella sweet life, and you know what? he was right.

    seems pretty clear, at least in biblical sources, that satan is a straight shooter.