Why do I have the absolutely cheapest vertical turntable I could find? As you might have guessed, it's not for playing music. Not exactly, anyway. More to follow as things ramp up, but I think this project status just flipped from "exploratory" to "active".
...how cheap? Well, a roommate just noticed this in the outlet I was using, 120VAC waving free in the breeze. It broke off so cleanly when I was unplugging it last night, nothing felt out of the ordinary. Straight through the plastic, too, not even following a glue joint. Yikes!
@attoparsec that looks extra-special sketchy. i wonder of there's any real isolation in there.