Just boosted a toot about breakfasts of the world (can't quote boost). Interesting replies, although very western-centric: all variations on a theme.
@sister_ratched I hate "Western Breakfast" with an even greater passion than Jonny Harris!
- But I also got real bread and not desert for it and had the orivilegue to travel a lot as a child, so that changes perspective…
- It's really fucking sad when you see #USians look at you like they saw the 2nd coming of christ when you give them a cheap #bread and they won't believe you that by German standards the bread selection of #ALDI is just "bottom barrel" in comparison.

How I Stopped Hating Breakfast
YouTube@kkarhan Indeed. The whole 'cake for breakfast' thing, in America but also Europe, is just bonkers.
@sister_ratched I mean in #Germany it's less extreme.

Wake up with the Average German – all their weird habits and more
YouTube@kkarhan Lol. Yes, a German breakfast with cold cuts, cheese etc is much more sensible.