Prepared for this day
Lies. All he has is 4 different VG cables, USB-A to USB-B, and the proprietary data cable for a pocket camera he gave you 14 years ago “because he doesn’t use it any more.”
You forgot to mention the rca cables. So many rca cables.
And loads of RF cables
They are the glue that tngles all the other ones together. Them and one VGA that gets snagged on the screw handles.