Prepared for this day
Lies. All he has is 4 different VG cables, USB-A to USB-B, and the proprietary data cable for a pocket camera he gave you 14 years ago “because he doesn’t use it any more.”
You forgot to mention the rca cables. So many rca cables.
And loads of RF cables
They are the glue that tngles all the other ones together. Them and one VGA that gets snagged on the screw handles.

You forgot the outdated ethernet cables. Cat4 or worse only.

I ended up stealing a lot of the USB-B cables for arduinos.

To be fair I can fully charge all of the broken cameras I have hoarded since the 90s!
I said data cable. Something so obscure you mistook it for the charging cable.