I successfully replaced my dishwasher, ran it, and my floor isn't covered with water and the house isn't on fire

Please clap

If that's not enough, I also replaced all the burned out light bulbs in the house

I feel like Allie Brosh about halfway through this post:

https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/06/this-is-why-ill-never-be-adult.html