@courtcan Huge props to whomever was tasked with narrowing this down to only five, because this guy is one crazy mofo, who says crazy shit all the time. Just a few days ago, I mocked him for THREE crazy or stupid things he said in under one minute. Maybe it was four.

@courtcan Surprised they didn't mention that he apparently believes the man who ran the Islamic Revolution is still running Iran. That man was born in 1900, and died 27 years ago.