Flippin' 'eck, Tucker!We've gone walking in the east Lancs hills but I think we took a wrong turn and went through a portal to Middle Earth.
Jack the Frosted Count@losttourist That's Lancashire for you. Let down your guard just once and it's Uruk-hai on the hills and trolls in the dales, and you're wondering if meat's back on the menu.
Paul@count_01 @losttourist They don't have those kind of problems in Yorkshire.
