I don’t want 2026. I want to go back to the ’90s when all I had to care about was when I could get back outside to go rollerblading. I don’t want 2026. I want to have a simple life again when people actually talked to each other and did stupid stuff for fun. I don’t want 2026. I want people to trust that the world can be good, even if they’re misplacing that trust. I don’t want 2026. I don’t want 2026.