I am wearing my Christmas jammy bottoms today.

You know why?

Because fuck you.

Calendars don't decide what I wear when. I decide what I wear when. They're the right leg length -- short, terribly short -- and they have elastic at the waist, and they make me feel snug, hence safe.

Ho ho ho, MERRRRRRRRY Saturday!

@GeePawHill

Pictures or it didn't happen.

@GeePawHill I believe this is called Living Your Best Life. xo
@GeePawHill I love the *idea* of pajamas so very much (including Christmastime pajamas in March 😆). I even own a few pairs. But I never wear them because they're always made of very warming material and I already run hot. I can't even have my feet under the covers in bed 😩
@GeePawHill Life's too short for boring clothes!
@GeePawHill My wife sings Christmas carols all year round, because she likes the songs.