GeePawHill

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I bought you a bag of dicks. Not the hotel-snack size, which costs $9 and has only three small dicks, and not even the 7-11 "Big Grab" bag, which has more dicks than are good for you, but a whole fucking "Party-Size Classic Dicks" bag.

Eat a bag of dicks.

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Mar 7 at 3:31amWeb
Show threadM.S. Bellows, Jr.Mar 7
@GeePawHill Wait, are you talking about the largest Safeway size bag of dicks or the Costco size bag of dicks or, God forbid, the Chef's Store fka Smart & Final Iris-size bag of dicks? Because I'm not sure even my wonderful and brilliant but ridiculously promiscuous gay 1980s law school roommate could have consumed the Chef's Store fka Smart & Final Iris-size bag of dicks. (Though maybe I'll give him a call and ask, since we haven't talked in a coon's age anyway.)
Show threadGeePawHillMar 7
@msbellows The mainstream grocery store party size. I didn't even know there were bigger sizes.
Show threadM.S. Bellows, Jr.Mar 7
@GeePawHill Wow. I never saw you as an amateur... until now.
Show threadGeePawHillMar 7
@msbellows <dims his head>
Show threadGeePawHillMar 7
@msbellows Feet of clay, I spoze. Was bound to happen sooner or later.
Show threadRiaResistsMar 7
@msbellows @GeePawHill 😂😂😂
Show threadMcNadoMDMar 7
@GeePawHill gotta make this a by-mail service so I can send one to Markwayne Mullen.
Show threadGeePawHillMar 7

@mcnado Naww, I'm *sure* he's gonna be a fine . . .

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sorry, I spit up in my mouth a little

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defender of our homeland.