emily, blinkenlight witch"once-per-minute cron job inexplicably running exactly 38 times per minute" is definitely the weirdest cause of a bug I have seen this week
Graham Sutherland / Polynomial@emily 38^2 is 1444, which is extremely close to how many minutes there are in a day.
if this turns out to be actually relevant, what the fuck.
Iris Young (he/they/she) (PhD)