What is the "Quebecois" of your language?

https://thelemmy.club/post/45450120

For German, I guess Pennsylvania Dutch would come closest? At least in the sense that it’s a variety of German spoken in North America. It’s barely understandable for modern-day Germans.

How about Swiss German? 

Or countryside German?

Even within Swiss German itself, the people in the Canton of Vallais speak such a strong dialect (actually a group of dialects) that most of the rest of Swiss German people don’t understand them.