"I'm here to visit my grandfather's grave."

"What your plot ID?"

"Banks 406"

*keyboard clacking*
*laser printer whirring*

"Here's a map to his grave. Have a lovely visit. Next, please."

"I'm here to visit my parents."

"What your plot ID?"

"Hsiao 30"

*keyboard clacking*
*laser printer whirring*

"Here's a map to their graves. Have a lovely visit. Next, please."

"I'm here to visit my family crypt."

"What's your crypt ID?"

"Chupacabra."

#Microfiction #BadJokes