"I'm here to visit my grandfather's grave."
"What your plot ID?"
"Banks 406"
*keyboard clacking*
*laser printer whirring*
"Here's a map to his grave. Have a lovely visit. Next, please."
"I'm here to visit my parents."
"What your plot ID?"
"Hsiao 30"
*keyboard clacking*
*laser printer whirring*
"Here's a map to their graves. Have a lovely visit. Next, please."
"I'm here to visit my family crypt."
"What's your crypt ID?"
"Chupacabra."