theyโ€™re just begging for a car chase

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or a mischievous 9 year old

@braxa26 @UncleDuke1969 Or a grown-up person who's usually straight-laced and sensible, but secretly just wants to watch the world burn. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
@UncleDuke1969 Ha! I can see the Crown Vic in my head. ๐Ÿคฃ
@UncleDuke1969 And I'd be the one to take one of those oranges from the bottom of the pyramid.
@UncleDuke1969 Whenever I see unnecessarily elaborate (and temptingly precarious!) displays like this anywhere, the tiny chaos goblin that lives in my brain makes me want to knock them over.
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Who build these with inhuman precision will be always be a mystery buried in time... But I think it was underpaid aliens โ˜๏ธ

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Just out of frame:

Two men carrying a plate glass window across the street

@SecularJeffrey @UncleDuke1969 @alicemcalicepants and someone with a couple of baguettes in a shopping bag
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I am Hugh?

That poor micro bus never hurt anyone!

@SecularJeffrey @satsuma @UncleDuke1969 @alicemcalicepants my dad took me to see this in the theater when I was little. I laughed sooooo hard.

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Something something oranges something.

@UncleDuke1969 I'm glad they have those baskets of extras, otherwise I'd feel guilty buying one.