Air to Ground Message:

KORD NEED BIO HAZARD CLEANED FOR VOMIT 1B SEAT CARPET SCREEN AND BULKHEAD

Area: Sioux Falls, SD, USA
Type: Boeing 737-900
A: #af4e1a2df52
F: #fc40800f6ef

#acars #vdlm2

@edwilk @glasspusher @AlterNewt @Biff52
Aircraft experiences rapid unplanned stomach contents excursion

@TidalFlats @edwilk @AlterNewt @Biff52

Seat 1B? First Class Chunder

Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel

A former House Republican claims that in 2015, Markwayne Mullin – then a congressman – took photos of himself putting his finger up the noses of...

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@edwilk @glasspusher @AlterNewt @Biff52
Well, "Markwayne Mullen: Nostril Fingerer" does have a sort of Γ©lan.

@TidalFlats @edwilk @AlterNewt @Biff52

wanna shower after reading that

with Janitor in a Drum

@glasspusher @edwilk @AlterNewt @Biff52
Behold:
"The Markwayne Indicator: When the GOP shoves Mullin in front of the media, it means no *smarter* Republican is willing to take the hit to their reputation."

@TidalFlats @glasspusher @edwilk @Biff52

A known un-Noem, as it were.

@glasspusher @TidalFlats @edwilk @Biff52

Thank you. It's for America.

*lowers head slightly to indicate humility*

@TidalFlats @glasspusher @edwilk @Biff52

"I'm just a girl who can't say Noem"