Today in “a shitpost gave me perspective”:

The difference between one million and one billion is roughly one billion.

@erkhyan the more I think on the phrase “a shitpost gave me perspective” the more I want it set to the 80’s song “last night a d.j. saved my life” (https://youtu.be/GtfZbj4J71A?si=DjKH9HRd93mIsHLo)
Indeep - Last Night A DJ Saved My Life (Official Music Video)

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@mwyman My brain, of course, immediately went and replaced the words with “Last night a DJ shaved my wife”
@erkhyan thanks, now that’s all I’m ever gonna hear 😂