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Years ago, I had a min-pin and also my house had someone living in the basement apartment.
One day I was in the back yard with Martian when the basement tenant came home with a 50lb bag of kibble for her dog. She was a small woman, short and slim, so from the yard what we could see was a giant bag of kibble with legs.
Martian saw it, froze, and made an inarticulate sound I assume was wonderment.

@markarayner "Oh mew mew, a litter box I can eat!"

@markarayner In the Big Rock Candy Mountain, you never wash your socks. And the little streams of alcohol come a-tricklin' down the rocks.

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@markarayner I don't think you can get through that in one weekend little kitty...