Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan Linked in is Instagram for corporate drones

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100% but I kind of appreciate that LinkedIn is everyone's resume persona posting. On Instagram it's "I woke up like this, my kitchen always just naturally looked like it got staged by a realtor."

I feel like on LinkedIn there's a mutual understanding of, this is all us showing only the sides of ourselves that we want HR departments to see, right? Which somehow makes it more tolerable.