Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
@Daojoan I was fired half a year ago, and have to use LinkedIn to look for a job, but I hate this exact thing, and I both can't and refuse to write anything positive about this shitty experience, but also feel it will undermine me to write what I really feel, which is that this is soul wrenching, and I took a temporary contract job in the meantime to pay the bills but I hate waking up every day, and I viscerally hate the people who fired me from a job I loved because of politics.