@catnip

Firstly - this made me actual snort laugh. Secondly though, I feel I must respond seriously to the original article and insist that my right nostril absolutely runs the *show*. Old lefty is a distant runner up. Sure it's there in case things get real and the right fails for any reason, but it's like a diesel powered generator vs mains power. It'll sort of get the job done if you're in a bind and there's a total blackout, but it's noisy and smelly and requires twice as much for half the effort. Righty is worth easily two of the left. My left nostril is frankly an embarrassment. If we all just had the equivalent of my left nostril the human race would die out within two generations. Or adapt and become more powerful than god.