Anyway, after all this pain, these many trials and tribulations, this seemingly endless nightmare, I still hold one truth close to my heart:

Shoes that light up when you walk are really cool.

@GeePawHill Never had any myself, but I like seeing them in the wild.
@GeePawHill I wish they made the ones with little wheels in adult sizes.
@epilepticrabbit Those were mad cool, too.

@epilepticrabbit @GeePawHill

If you're talking about Heely's, they do Adult shoes as well.

https://heelys.com/

Heelys® Official Site | Shoes with Wheels for Kids & Adults

Step into Heelys®—the iconic shoes with wheels. Shop styles for boys, girls, and adults. Fast shipping, official designs & limited editions.

Heelys
@dexterous @GeePawHill no, they don't :/ they have a button for men/women, but no actual adult size shoes. No matter, I have actual roller skates

@epilepticrabbit @GeePawHill

Oh, that's weird! The videos seem to show grown men/women sporting their shoes so I assumed they made them in adult sizes as well. 🤷‍♂️

@GeePawHill This is one of mine:

oy

Feet halfway down
Shoes lighting up like fireflies
Clown's vanilla smile
Sprinkles on her nose
Sparkles in her eyes

@GeePawHill Unless you're running from the police at night.
(I saw someone attempt this. He didn't get away.)